Hello world. I am returning after a long break from blogging. I hope you all had a wonderful winter break. This week on Brandon’s crazy corner I would like to introduce to you my favorite Philosoraptor quotes.
Internet memes are concepts that spread around the internet. Memes spread like wildfire, are very popular among today’s youth, and Philosoraptor is one of the most prominent memes on the internet. These pictures include a raptor who asks a variety of hypothetical questions that can make you giggle or think. Some are based on religious topics, others include complicated science theories. Either way, Philosoraptor quotes are bound to make you laugh whatever your views may be. I will present to you some of my favorite quotes, provided by www.geekosystem.com.
If camera lenses are round, how come pictures turn out rectangular?
Why is it called the common cold, if it’s always a different virus each time?
If communism has leaders, is it still communism?
The first man to milk a cow, wtf was he doing there?
If the early bird gets the worm, doesn’t the early worm get eaten?
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected, make the unexpected become the expected?
If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of progress congress?
Atoms and particles behave in probabilistic ways, but our mind is made of atoms and particles… How can free will exist?
How will I know why my internet stopped working, if my internet stopped working?
If Mac users care more about the environment than Windows users, why do Macs have a trash can and Windows a recycling bin?